Body & Balls

Face Up.
Balls Down.
Finally.

Silver-infused. Zone-labeled. Built for men who give a damn.

Your towel has touched more than your ex.

The Dirty Truth

Your Towel Is Disgusting

Men will buy a 5-in-1 shampoo but dry their face with the same side that just touched their balls. We fixed one of those problems.

Bacteria count — Day 7
0
up from 260,000 on day 1

650 million bacteria walk into your towel. None of them leave ours.

E. coliYes, fecal bacteria — even after you "washed"
Staph & MRSAThe stuff hospitals worry about
Mold & mildewThat musty smell isn't dampness — it's colonies
Same side on your faceYou wouldn't use one blade for everything. Same logic. Different product.

If your towel could talk, you wouldn't want to listen.

The UV Test

See What's Really On Your Towel

Move your cursor over the towel below. That purple glow? That's a UV light.

Hover to reveal

Your towel looks clean. It isn't.

Live Simulation

Watch Bacteria Multiply

You've been rubbing ball bacteria on your face. Every. Single. Day.

Bacteria: 0
Status: COLONIZING
The Towel

The World's First 2:1 Towel

Two textures. Two colors. Two labels. One towel with boundaries.

Face & Above

One side for the money maker

Waffle weave texture. Quick-dry. Gentle on skin. Light color so you always know which side is which — even at 6 AM with your eyes half closed.

Balls & Below

One side for the money

Plush terry texture. Absorbent. Soft. Dark color. Does the heavy lifting so your face never has to wonder where this towel's been.

99.7%
Bacteria killed
3x
Longer freshness
100+
Wash cycles
30"x56"
Oversized

Premium Turkish cotton. 600+ GSM. Zone labels embroidered, not printed.
The 2-in-1 your bathroom actually needed.

Towel Science

Silver Kills Bacteria On Contact

Powered by Ag+. That's silver, not a review score. (Though it's that too.)

NOVARON Silver Ion

EPA + FDA registered antimicrobial permanently bonded to fibers during manufacturing. Not a coating. Not a spray. Built into the fiber itself.

Cell Disruption

Silver ions disrupt bacterial cell membranes and prevent reproduction on contact. Your other towel? She's been around. This one has standards.

Broad Spectrum

Effective against E. coli, Staph, MRSA, Pseudomonas, mold, and mildew. The whole rogues' gallery.

99.7%
Bacteria killed
3x
Longer freshness
100+
Wash cycles protected

It's not cheating if it's two sides.

Subscription + Trade-In

The Loop: The Cycle of Clean

Auto-pilot for your bathroom. Like the 2-in-1 shampoo, but it shows up at your door and takes the old one away.

1

Get fresh.

Your antimicrobial towel set arrives at your door.

2

Use it.

Two labeled sides. Silver kills bacteria between washes.

3

Bag it.

When your new set arrives, stuff old towels in the prepaid return bag.

4

Drop it.

USPS or UPS. Done in 30 seconds.

5

We handle the rest.

Old towels donated to shelters, recycled, or composted. You get $5-8 off.

6

Repeat.

Perpetually fresh. Zero waste. Your face stays happy.

~$8/month

Subscribe to not being gross.

Your towel has an expiration date. We handle the math.

Your towel's expiration date just got automated.

The Lineup

Pick Your Weapon

You own a multi-tool. A 2-in-1 shampoo. A Swiss Army knife. But you've been using a 1-in-1 towel like a caveman.

One-Time Purchase

The Standard

$39
one-time

Single oversized towel, zone-labeled, silver antimicrobial. Your daily driver.

Buy once. Keep forever (well, 100+ washes).

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Most Popular

The Rotation

$99
one-time

3-pack with color-coded rotation system. Never use a stale towel again.

One in use. One in wash. One on deck.

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Best Value

The Full Monty

$159
one-time

3 towels + 2 face cloths + 2 body cloths + hooks. The complete setup.

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

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The Loop — Subscription + Trade-In

The Rotation — Subscription

~$8/month
Billed ~$25/quarter
3 fresh antimicrobial towels every 90 days
Prepaid return bag in every box
Old towels donated, recycled, or composted
$5-8 credit on every trade-in
Cancel anytime — keep your last set

Subscribe to not being gross. Fresh towels. Zero guilt. Minimal effort. Maximum hygiene. Basically the 2-in-1 of subscriptions.

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Coming Soon

The Rep
Gym towel — compact, quick-dry
$25
The Carry-On
Travel towel — packs small
$29
Face Off
Dedicated face cloth
TBD
Below Deck
Dedicated body cloth
TBD
The Halfsack Collection

One Side for Your Face. One Fund for the Fight.

“I'm Nate. I co-founded Body & Balls. And I'm missing one. Six months ago I had a radical orchiectomy — testicular cancer. My community paid for the surgery. Not everyone has that community. So we built this.”

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25% of every sale funds testicular cancer treatment

The Halfsack Standard

$49
$12.25 to TC treatment

Same 2:1 towel. Same silver ion tech. Special edition colorway. 25% funds testicular cancer treatment.

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The Halfsack Rotation

$129
$32.25 to TC treatment

3-pack special edition. One quarter of every dollar goes directly to helping men fight testicular cancer.

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The Halfsack Full Monty

$199
$49.75 to TC treatment

The complete kit — towels, cloths, hooks. The full setup. 25% funds screenings and surgery.

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9,500
New cases per year in the US
95%
Survival rate with early detection
$10-20K
Average surgery cost without insurance

I'm down one ball and up one mission.

Don't Take Our Word For It. Take Science's.

Designed by germaphobes. Backed by science.

0%
Fecal Bacteria

of towels test positive for coliform bacteria

650M
Day 7 Count

bacteria on a 7-day-old towel

0%
E. Coli

carry E. coli specifically

3x
Longer Fresh

longer freshness with silver ion tech

Research: University of Arizona (Dr. Charles Gerba), NIH/PMC biofilm studies, EPA-registered antimicrobial testing

Less bacteria. More boundaries.

The Only Towel That Comes Back For More

We handle your dirty laundry. Literally.

Americans throw away 85% of their textiles. We take ours back. Every returned Body & Balls towel gets a second life:

Still usable?

Donated to homeless and animal shelters

Worn but intact?

Converted to industrial cleaning materials

End of life?

Recycled into insulation and composite materials

100% cotton?

Composted back into the earth

We publish an annual impact report. Every towel tracked. Every donation documented.

Know Where Your Towel's Been.

Congratulations. Your face and your balls will never meet again.

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Keep your face out of your business.